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The royal waistline
Every audit on the books, charted. Measured meals keep the trend honest; this page keeps the staff honest. Still growing until ~1.5–2 years old.
The trend
50 g up since the last auditThe amber band is the healthy adult range (~3–4.5 kg). Still growing until ~1.5–2 years old. She has arrived. The waistline committee is satisfied.
The ledger
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18 September 2026
audit no. 21 · latest
3.55 kg
50 g
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12 September 2026
audit no. 20
3.5 kg
no change
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11 September 2026
audit no. 19
3.5 kg
no change
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7 September 2026
audit no. 18
3.5 kg
no change
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29 August 2026
audit no. 17
3.5 kg
150 g
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17 August 2026
audit no. 16
3.35 kg
150 g
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14 August 2026
audit no. 15
3.2 kg
100 g
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10 August 2026
audit no. 14
3.1 kg
50 g
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7 August 2026
audit no. 13
3.05 kg
50 g
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5 August 2026
audit no. 12
3 kg
200 g
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1 August 2026
audit no. 11
2.8 kg
150 g
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31 July 2026
audit no. 10
2.95 kg
50 g
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30 July 2026
audit no. 09
2.9 kg
no change
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29 July 2026
audit no. 08
2.9 kg
50 g
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28 July 2026
audit no. 07
2.85 kg
100 g
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26 July 2026
audit no. 06
2.75 kg
50 g
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25 July 2026
audit no. 05
2.8 kg
100 g
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23 July 2026
audit no. 04
2.7 kg
no change
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20 July 2026
audit no. 03
2.7 kg
no change
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19 July 2026
audit no. 02
2.7 kg
150 g
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18 July 2026
audit no. 01
2.85 kg
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