The Royal Academy
The Manicure Programme
Front paws first. Management has now been informed.
In session step 3 of 5 resistance
In session since 10 August 2026
Indoor claws overgrow and snag. Regular trims protect her paws, the furniture and the staff.
The curriculum
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Paw diplomacy
During relaxed cuddles, hold a paw for one second, release, treat. Work up to a gentle squeeze.
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The press
Softly press a toe pad so one claw extends, admire it, release, treat.
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Meet the clippers
up nextClippers sit nearby during cuddles and click in the air. Nothing happens to her. Treats rain.
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One single claw
Clip the tip of one front claw while she is calm. Stop immediately and celebrate.
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A paw per sitting
A few claws per session, front paws first, every 2–4 weeks. Graduation.
Session rules
- Short sessions: 2–5 minutes, once or twice a day.
- Always end on a success, even a tiny one.
- Treats are the salary; keep them within the daily 10% budget.
- Never force it. If she leaves, class is dismissed.
- One step at a time; repeat a step for days before moving on.