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The Royal Academy
Courses in advanced cat cooperation. Officially it is the staff being trained and certified; Her Fluffiness merely grades the coursework.
Staff progress 7/42 steps
4 in session · 0 graduated · 4 on the syllabus
In session
The Manicure Programme Front paws first. Management has now been informed. step 3 of 5 Recall, By Appointment She comes when called. When she agrees with the premise. step 3 of 4 The Talking Buttons Four buttons, one cat, and the dawn of demands you can hear. step 3 of 6 Harness & Leash (Elective) For hypothetical future expeditions Her Fluffiness may commission. step 2 of 5
The syllabus
Toothbrushing 101 The toothbrushing era begins, pending her formal approval. 6 steps · not started Carrier Diplomacy From portable dungeon to first-class cabin. 5 steps · not started Advanced Holding Tolerance Ten calm seconds in staff arms counts as a diplomatic breakthrough. 5 steps · not started Party Tricks High fives, spins, and other ways to make the staff applaud. 6 steps · not started
Session rules
- Short sessions: 2–5 minutes, once or twice a day.
- Always end on a success, even a tiny one.
- Treats are the salary; keep them within the daily 10% budget.
- Never force it. If she leaves, class is dismissed.
- One step at a time; repeat a step for days before moving on.
Milestones are recorded on each course page by PIN-carrying staff and land straight in her cloud file.