The Royal Academy
Recall, By Appointment
She comes when called. When she agrees with the premise.
In session step 3 of 4 resistance
In session since 19 July 2026
A reliable name response finds a hidden cat fast, which matters with a hide-and-seek grandmaster in the house.
The curriculum
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Name equals treats
Say "Picha", a treat lands. Repeat over days until her head whips around on the word.
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Cross-room recall
Call her from across the room and reward the arrival, every single time.
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Out-of-sight recall
up nextCall from another room. Arrival earns a jackpot.
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Random drills
Recall at random moments daily; rewards vary between food, play and affection. Graduation.
Session rules
- Short sessions: 2–5 minutes, once or twice a day.
- Always end on a success, even a tiny one.
- Treats are the salary; keep them within the daily 10% budget.
- Never force it. If she leaves, class is dismissed.
- One step at a time; repeat a step for days before moving on.